The most relaxing thing I do in a usual day is eating donuts. Over the course of an hour and half, I found that my heart averages 63 beats a minute while sipping coffee at Top Pot Doughnuts. Just by being there I burned over 162 calories.
The totally hot pizza boy, he can lift heavy things but he barely swims. And that dude wearing mascara and changing into fishnet stockings, he not only lifts heavy things but swims circles around me. Being the competitive jerk I am, that has got to stop.