On our way to Paris, but here are seven things I learned during our too brief stay.
1. Cheese makes most paintings better and is always a suitable topic.
2. I can now discuss the difference and similarities of tronies and trannies.
3. Turmeric in oatmeal is delicious.
4. It is incredibly stupid to save your rijsttafel until your last night in Amsterdam as you will want to eat it again and won’t be able too.
5. Bryan Adams still makes a killing in royalties.
6. Dutch men are incredibly hot. There must be a strong correlation with bicycling, pickled herring, and all this sex appeal.
7. The Dutch were incredibly kind and sweet, just like their apple cake. Just pure delight.